Well…

bubblelittlewaterbaby:

fuckit-slightly:

bubblelittlewaterbaby:

Hello everyone.. I’m Cleo.

Hip Pip the name is Slightly. Cleo has fortunes ya?

Hello Slightly.

What about fortunes?

You have them ya? Cleo of the Fortune Cleos? I have a jimmy at reading palms myself. That and mixology. If you have the wrappy on your skully then you have the Cleo Fortune.

Well…

bubblelittlewaterbaby:

Hello everyone.. I’m Cleo.

Hip Pip the name is Slightly. Cleo has fortunes ya?

Slightly when reading Battys reply:

||Batty & Slightly||

Slightly sat on the front steps of the school auditorium. Why he was located there he didnt even know. He didnt know anything about the place and he had been there for 2 months. Completely focused on the fireworks in his hands he was oblivious to people passing by. Trying to figure out how to twist the two fuses but still have them stand up straight. Have them as his next explosion. His face was scrunched and his eyes were focused. All he wanted to do was send the fire balls at an unsuspecting group of girly girls. Thats all he wanted.

Frustrated he threw his hands up in the air. Fireworks still in his hand he jumped of the steps.  His random collection of clothes hanging off his body he trudged towards the woods. Before he could even make it off the side walk he ran into someone. Smile on his face and his british accent almost screaming Slightly looked at the new person in front of him. Shrugging his shoulders high he let his eyes focus on the kid. “Oi you know how to jam this firecracks together.” Slightly nodded his head up and down quickly. “You know like the steam train. The tea kettle.” Letting out a huff he tapped his foot. “Yo boyo you either can help me or not.”

New Creatures roaming the school:

WOO HOO HOO The name is Slightly! I hail from the landy of England. Straight of the shippy ship if you reckon what im jabbin.

I got alot of things to wanker at you so you better bring dem wringy ears my way!

You want weapons? I got jimmy sticks a plenty so slick on down you slammy squirrels.

You want druggies and rimmies? Got those shitter stoo! You might wanna call me a mixologist. Specialties in cocktails. 

Yew jabs jaws better get them peepers in my keepers orim gonna find ya and glass those dodgies.

So you know what rimmy room you can find me in.

and now…

i go back to school.

longest day. fucking. ever.